girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know
how do you determine if someone is too old to date?
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awkwardvagina:

I have a handy chart I like to use for this exact dilemma 

aaltje-in-wonderland:

—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

backdoorteenmom:


lol and you think government conspiracies aren’t real?

backdoorteenmom:

lol and you think government conspiracies aren’t real?

carowley:

guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science


Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms. Protector of the Realm. Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.
Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms. Protector of the Realm. Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.

livelaughloveatrandom:

When girls get compliments

fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

j4ya:

when white people wear bindis for fashion

grinderman2:

*tips fedora at mosquito* m’laria